plasticbagvevo:

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

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Why do I have to be the ugly friend?

stuartohbrien:

those people who always offer you some of their food

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kaliforhnia:

There’s always gonna be that one person that you can’t get out of your mind no matter how hard you try.

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vinebox:

vinebox:

Y’all on tumblr being broke while I count my bread

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deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

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andrewquo:

the people who say you can’t stop time have clearly never done any homework

(via pizza)

poetic:

is it just me or do you think it’d be helpful if they showed a model in the size you were looking for when you’re trying to shop online, like yes that looks great in size small but what about the other sizes 

(via teenscoolest)

  • Me: ugh ive got a sore leg i better google whats wrong
  • Google: Brain tumour with a life expectancy of 2 weeks good luck

jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

(via pizza)